User:Fallen Puppeteer

Dr. Jack Bright
"Credit to PepperPixel for image."
Origin	Flesh, Blood, Chainsaws
Titles	Doc, Dr. J, "Oh god no."
Names	Chainsaw Cannon
Aspects
Date of arrival	Like half an hour (ha, ha) ago
Owner(s)	(Should be "owns," but whatever) The Faceless King, The Abstraction, The Merchant-Who-Smiles, The Ash, The Doomsday Machine

Dr. Bright is a big troublemaker.

Description

Chainsaws

History

We don't talk about it.

Appearance

Whatever poor shmuck he's using as a body.

Principles

"Oh god" and "no"

Worship

Cult

Not allowed to have one anymore. Not after the "All Is Bright" incident.

Mark

lots of chainsaw-related wounds

Servants

Tons of copies of himself.

Names

Chainsaws

Locations

The Mansus

Wherever Needed.

The Histories

We don't talk about it.

Items

Chainsaws

Tools

• Chainsaw
  • Aspects: 12 12

Ingredients

• Chainsaw
  • Aspects: 12 12

Influences

• Chainsaw
  • Aspect: 71

Books

• http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation

Rites

• Chainsaws
  • Description: Oh god
  • Requires: Lots of chainsaws.
  • Gives: 28 stab wounds.

The Things Dr. Bright Is Not Allowed To Do In The Fansus

If anyone has anything to add, it would be much appreciated. We're having a hard time monitoring him from the Wake.

• Dr. Bright may NOT pet the Princess Prominent.
• No, you can't turn the Glory into your new office.
• Dr. Bright may NOT introduce the Worm Funkastic to "The Bee Movie."
• Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to use Forge Long to “build a better dick.”
• Dr. Bright is NOT to ask for the glorious child to 'glow me up good'. the last thing we need is a immortal spreading a mimetic hazard that cant be contained.
• Dr. Bright may NOT supply the Glorious Child with a WASP Injection Knife.
• Dr. Bright may not ask the Worm Fantastic to "Play despacito"
• Dr. Bright may NOT throw flaming blocks of cheddar cheese at the Eight.
  • Dr. Bright is no longer allowed anywhere near cheddar.