The Confectionist

The Confectionist is the Fansus 4 Hour from the House of the King, belonging to Beast.

The Confectionist
"We call upon the Confectionist, who FNORD."
Origin	Flesh
Titles	The Candyman, The Stale Delight, The Wrapped Leech
Names	Wonka, The Deliverer-of-Dreams
Aspects
Date of arrival	FNORD
Owner(s)	Beast

Contents

Description

Royal chef of the Listless King, the Confectionist is the Patreon of drug makers, candy companies and all producers of heavily processed edible products. He is the god of temptation, and of those who willingly submit to it, knowing full well it won’t do you any good in the long run.

History

Almost none remain who can recall the Confectionist’s past. Stories flit about here and there, telling of a chef whose creations shaped empires, but nothing substantial.

What is known is his empire prior to the collision; a vast micro empire, rising beside the King’s castle, surrounded by an independent ecosystem of the confectionist’s making, where every frog, fish, bird and bear is a masterpiece of its own. Taffy gardens with bark skinned trees and gummy fruits. Plains of freshening grass and minty flowers. Chocolate Mountain fortresses, supported by pillars of hard candy and lit with enough almond candles to give a mortal cyanide poisoning. Sour swamps of custard and cream. Tequila lakes and cocktail rivers, surrounding islands of salty sand.

Countless candy Long bustled about these places, farming and hunting the flavours they preferred, as the Confectionist watched over them from his citadel of ’crystal ambrosia’.

When the collision hit, the blast reduced the candy world to ruin. The luckier long died as their pastry forms turned to charcoal. The less fortunate were either smothered by the molten flood of candy, or became part of the flood. Melted or buried, these long were unable to die, and so their eternalized forms remained conscious beneath the boiling remains of their old paradise.

The citadel faired only slightly better, collapsing and crushing the Confectionist beneath semi-solid shards, rather than a flood of molten ecstasy. Though the Confectionist lived through the collision and continues to create, he cannot leave his crystal prison, and cannot help his children.

Appearance

FNORD

Principles

Grail. Lantern. Forge.

Worship

Cult

The Five-Fold Tongue

Mark

1. Temptation: Satisfaction: FNORD
2. Dedication: Satisfaction: FNORD
3. Ascension: Satisfaction: FNORD
4. Ascension: Satisfaction: FNORD
5. Ascension: Satisfaction: FNORD
6. Ascension: Satisfaction: FNORD
7. Satisfaction: FNORD

Servants

Names

Wonka, Deliverer-of-Dreams

'"FNORD"'

Wonka, Deliverer-of-Dreams

'"Our newest wonder! Please, try some! You deserve a bit and I’m certain you’ll love it.”’

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Summon a Name-Emanation of the Confectionist.

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Locations

The Mansus

He lives in a literal castle of sweets in the middle of what’s basically the first floor of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. It's like the candy world from Wreck-It Ralph, minus the racing and the fleshy humans, and with more ketchup and cocaine.

The Sugared Swamp

FNORD

The Histories

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Items

Tools

• A Broken Spoon
  • Aspects: 12

Ingredients

• Citric Salivation
  • Aspects: 4 1

Influences

• A FNORD
  • Aspect: 10

Books

• The Eleventh Indictment
  • Description: FNORD
  • Start Text: FNORD
  • End Text: FNORD
  • Gives: FNORD

Rites

• FNORD
  • Description:
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