===Cult===

The Co-Writer's Covenant dedicate themselves to documenting everything that is happening everywhere all the time, and interpreting the nonsense that comes of it.

===Servants===

''"With his many Arms, the Author lifted up the Beasts of the Wood to stand, to speak, and read as Humanity does. In gratitude, they are his editors, his assistants, his secretaries. They always bear the faces of the furred beasts: the rodent, the canine, the feline, the animals found in the countryside. I have found they appreciate pats considerably less then their counterparts outside of the House."